i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Randomize
