sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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