Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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