am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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