Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
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THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
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I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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