It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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