ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
we should paint friendship bongs
Randomize
