...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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