Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
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This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
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He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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