it hurts more in the daytime
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i will never coherently bang her
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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