why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
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Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
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Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I have already put on my inside pants.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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