don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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