I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Randomize
