i may or may not be watching the land before time
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
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On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
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Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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