I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
Randomize
