I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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