just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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