By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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