I don't think brook has ever known best
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
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