D3 body, D1 cock
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
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those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
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Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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