if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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