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I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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