: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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