her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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