he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
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