My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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