finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
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i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
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Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
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I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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