He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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