I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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