do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
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Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
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She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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