The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I will be naked everywhere
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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