Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
then he tried to convert me to islam
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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