That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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