Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
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