i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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