you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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