I think im going to throw up on grandma
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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