I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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