i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
