That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
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This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
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My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I am one with the molecules
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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