so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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