I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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