I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
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i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
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Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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