p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
they're like a gay fantastic four
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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