During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
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I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
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I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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