normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
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no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
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I would ride that face into the sunset
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
its liver damage thursday
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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