Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
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It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
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Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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