i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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