Do you still have your period?
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
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I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
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Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize