I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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