I cockslap morals
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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