I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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