so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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