I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
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Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
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That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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