Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
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